1000 ways to die videos

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The lesson? When nature calls, just say no. Narrator: Let's recap what we learned from Randy's gruesome death: This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs, and this is a bear, ripping out your throat after you tried to have sex with it while you were high on drugs. Not that he seemed to mind too much, though! While he looks on, both surprised and amused, he soon dies after his head gets blasted with X rays repeatedly for 20 minutes because the nurse's backside kept hitting the power button on the machine's control panel, effectively cooking his brain like an egg. Sex Ray: A patient at a hospital due to undergo an X ray of his skull is an unintentional viewer of the X ray technician getting it on with a nurse.It's telling that 1000 Ways to Die had to edit a story to make it more believable for once. That's right, someone actually attempted to stick up a gun store. note For bonus points, this has occurred to at least one would-be robber in real life with only one major difference: it wasn't an accident. However, with his pantyhose mask blocking his vision, the moron can't see where he's going and he draws a gun. Greased is the Word: An idiot who's already done time for a failed stick-up tries to rob a jewelry store.Farmer's Daughter: Why does this keep happening to me?!

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